Analog-Theater 2.0

Wow, the level of anguish that must be unleashed upon our people before I will post something is astounding.

So, where to start?

I guess we’ll start with the heavy and work over to the lighter side of things.

It would appear the Ms. Palin is making a bid for the small house next door to the White House, and is asking to be your next Dick Cheney.  Well, have I got some words about that.  For all that we accept that Dick is the epitome of pure evil, and lacks the social grace of rabid moose, and well, he has shot his friend, abused the powers of his office, refused to discolse the records of his meetings with oil industry executives while plotting our nations energy plan.  Well, and a lot more, he never tried to pretend to be anything or anyone other then who he was, and I sort of have to respect that.  He is evil, he knows he is evil, and he expects us to accept him for who he is.  Govenor Palin on the other hand, is more the manipulitive, hides behind a pretty face, evil.

I heard about some of the stuff she has done, like supporting drilling in the Wildlife Refuge up there, and oh, over the last few years I kept hearing how she supported aerial wolf hunting.  Well, that just meant I wouldn’t visit Alaska anytime soon, even if I could afford to do so.  But now she wants to put a bounty on the little critters.  Now the logic behind this action is that the Moose and Caribou herds aren’t large enough for private hunters.  In other news she believes that Polar Bears are a liability to oil companies, and should maybe be gotten rid of.

Now, onto the lighter side, and the place from which my title comes.  Many years ago, in the before time, the long, long, ago, there was an episode of the Simpsons where the TV executives, trying to find a new show, remarked about having to be really creative, and all pulled out small televisions.

So it would appear that in accordance with this prophacy, 90210 has been rehashed.  The only way I can accuratly describe this show is Saved by Bell with better production values and poorer acting.

Also MTV has finally gone so far over to the dark side that I really have no idea why they don’t rename themselves something like Scripted Reality TV, on their new show “My Sweet 16 - Exile” spoiled rich children are shipped to third world countries and made to watch where their food comes from.  I especially liked when the old guy in Thailand killed the chicken on screen.  That didn’t send thousands of tweens straight into therapy.  All though it was fun to watch the young lady plant corn and explain how chicken only came in shrink wrap.  All in all, I really do have to say this is an improvement over the one where she would whine and complain because daddy didn’t buy her the right color Lexus SUV.

I think that is enough for now.  Good Night All, and Happy Birthday Analog-Theater.com!

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