Analog-Theater 3.0

Robert: Well, what to say. I’m a few years older then my younger brother there.  I’m married.  I have two dogs.  And I don’t post on here very often.

Jared: I am 30 years old, single (and will probably stay that way), I like video games, anime, manga, sci-fi/fantasy, role playing games, chess and going to the movies.  My favorite animes are FLCL and Kino’s Journey.  My favorite mangas are Samurai Deeper Kyo, Detective Conan, and Hikaru No Go.  My favorite movies are Equilibrium and Searching for Bobby Fischer.  And my favorite novels are the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan and the Ender’s Game series by Orson Scott Card.

My dreams in life include traveling the world, becoming a grand master, and being able to write full time. I’m really hoping that this website lets me do that.

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You are using Windows aren’t you? And you think our EULA is bad?